So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

 

I never thought my life could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye.

 

Ah, remember that classic moment when young Charlie Bucket finds a Golden Ticket and wins a trip to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Roald Dahl, you wonderful clever man.

 

Well, Timeline Books is offering an amazing prize for the lucky person who finds a 'Golden Ticket' inside their copy of Splinters.

 

However, this is the golden ticket that you're looking for.

 

Every copy of Splinters that is pre-ordered will be sealed. Inside one of the copies will be this card. It will be signed by Joseph. 

 

The lucky recipient of this card will win the following amazing prize.

• A signed copy of Meat  
• A signed copy of Garbage Man
• A signed copy of Kill Crew
• A signed copy of Joseph's new novel, Blood Fugue, courtesy of the lovely people at Salt Publishing (published at the end of November).
• A signed copy of Black Feathers, Joseph's new two part novel published next year, courtesy of a gorgeous publishers Angry Robot.
• £50 to spend on any books you like, courtesy of the UK's finest bookshop 
• My own personal copy of Roald Dahl's Collected Short Stories, in recognition of what a great storyteller he was.

Instructions on how to claim the prize will also be inside the winner's book.

 

We think this is a pretty special prize. And even if you don't win, you'll have got yourself a brilliant collection of short stories. YOU CAN'T LOSE!
 



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